Jim Meskimen credited as playing...
The Mad Doctor
- Oswald the Lucky Rabbit: Doc, y-your animatronic parts...
- Mickey Mouse: ...they're breaking down! What happened?
- The Mad Doctor: [singing] It's so sad / So sad to say the least. / I was a Toon in Wasteland / Living in peace.
- [coughs]
- The Mad Doctor: But my thirst for power / Nearly got demonic. / To control the blot / I became animatronic. / It feels like the end. / That's a bad place to start. / Look at me! / I'm falling apart. / I need to make a change, and now is not too soon. / All I really want / Is to walk and talk and be a Toon. / I need to right the wrongs / One by one. / Oswald, tell me, Oswald, / Do you think it can be done?
- [Oswald nods; stops singing]
- The Mad Doctor: I hope you're right.
- [resumes singing]
- The Mad Doctor: 'Cause it feels like the end. / That's a bad place to start. / Look at me! / I'm falling apart.
- [they all travel through a projector screen back to Mean Street]
- Gremlin Jamface: Oh-ho! Mickey! Oswald! The projectors, they're working again!
- The Mad Doctor: [singing] But there's big news to tell ya. / I can stop the earthquakes now! / Believe me, I can do it! / And soon I'll show you how!
- [crowd cheers]
- The Mad Doctor: But first what wouldn't I give? / To walk and talk and be a toon. / To be a toon...
- The Mad Doctor: [singing] Testing, testing. / Dear diary, it's the Mad Doctor, / Wonderfully evil me. / I fooled Prescott into turning on his friends / While he built me my TV. / Now I broadcast my show to the Cartoon World. / Will they forget me? Never! / Oh yes, I'll be remembered, / And I can leave Wasteland forever! / I know the guardians can make me a Toon again, / I played Mickey and Oswald for fools! / But even I couldn't know that the earthquakes would strike / When they sucked up the guardian pools! / And that wasn't even a part of my plan, / A plan that's evil as can be. / It won't be long 'til Wasteland will be destroyed / And very soon I'll be a Toon... / Dear diary, who's the maddest mad doctor of all? / Wonderfully evil me!
- [laughs evilly]