Being Human (TV Series)

Sticks and Rope (2013)

Claire Cage: Patsy

Quotes 

• Patsy : Now I know we've all been down in the dumps lately what with things getting a bit... suicide-y. But one of the guests has given me the perfect idea to perk us up. As of today, I'm going to be watching you all like a hawk, and whoever impresses me most...

  [She trails off as she sees Hal] 

  Hal : You do realize you've stopped speaking.

  Patsy : Will be named employee of the month!

• Patsy : This whole experience has been incredibly stressful so if you wanted to, to give me a back rub that would be fine.

  Hal : Now you listen to me, if you want this place to be a success then Tom McNair is exactly the employee you need. The problem with you, Patsy, is that you are an inveterate snob. You'd rather reward someone who is well-spoken and disinterested than someone who is a little rough around the edges but utterly committed. Now that is not an environment I wish to work in, so if he goes I go.

  Tom : [Cut to them leaving]  Well that was stupid. Now none of us have got a job.

  Hal : I think the phrase you're looking for is "Thank you."