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Quotes
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Sterling Archer : [Archer reassures Katya that he still loves her as a cyborg] All I care about is what I see when I look into those big, green... oh, I guess they're red now, huh? Anyway, your eyes.
Katya Kazanova : Dah? And what do you see in my eyes?
Sterling Archer : Mostly those insane boobs.
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Katya Kazanova : [in bed with Archer] Try to relax, darling. You are - how do you say? - to push a rope.
Sterling Archer : Sorry, babe; I'll focus. But could you close your eyes? I... I kinda feel like I'm banging taillights on a country road.
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Sterling Archer : Why? In... in the sink? Is your vagina?
Katya Kazanova : Why?
[laughing]
Katya Kazanova : Darling, it was dirty.
Woodhouse : The remedy for which, miss, if you'll forgive my boldness...
Katya Kazanova : Dah, please, Woodhouse, I think boldness is needed. What do you suggest?
Woodhouse : White vinegar, mineral oil, and elbow grease. Same thing we used in the RFC to clean the engines of our Sopwith Camels.
Sterling Archer : [unintelligible mumbling] I... uh... . I...
Woodhouse : And so, with your permission, while you breakfast on the terrace, I'll get that little pleasure boat looking Bristol.
Sterling Archer : [unintelligible mumbling] Br... ah...
[faints and falls to floor]
Woodhouse : I took the liberty of poaching you an egg.
Katya Kazanova : Uh... is not much of a liberty considering that you are going to polish my vagina.
Woodhouse : No... no, it isn't.
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Katya Kazanova : Really?
Sterling Archer : [Archer on one knee in front of Katya] Yes, really, and... . Krieger! Today!
[holding hand up toward Krieger]
Doctor Krieger : Huh? Oh... sorry.
[hands Archer a small box]
Sterling Archer : A little thing called timing, Krieger. And the erection's really not appropriate.
Doctor Krieger : I'm still happy.
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Sterling Archer : Ugh, what is that? I've never smelled that smell in America.
Doctor Krieger : I live in a "transitional" neighborhood.
Sterling Archer : As the crack dealers moved to nicer ones? This better be good, Krieger; I mean hula girls, a replica volcano, some...
Doctor Krieger : I have something better - a surprise.
Sterling Archer : I HATE surprises. I mean, except for surprise fellatio. That I like... the non-Midnight Cowboy kind.
Doctor Krieger : Yeah, no, you can breathe easy.
Sterling Archer : Actually, I can barely breathe at all.
