- [demonstrating the Triumph Herald's notoriously bad handling by driving in tight circles, causing the rear wheels to tilt at an alarming angle to each other]
- Quentin Willson: All eyes were on the Herald's rear end. Triumph might have made a big play of the independent rear suspension, but in reality if you pushed the little dearie to the limit, it handled like a wayward supermarket trolley.
- [talking about her Herald]
- Fay Presto: If this car ever comes on the market, I'm either dead or else in very severe trouble.
- [talking about the amphibious Amphicar, based on a Triumph Herald]
- Quentin Willson: This is the maddest car I've ever driven. It's absolutely barking. But it's wonderful. I wonder if it aquaplanes!