30 Rock (TV Series)

St. Patrick's Day (2012)

James Marsden: Criss

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Quotes 

• Dennis Duffy : I tried to steal beer from a Duane Reade and some black guy cold cocked me.

  Criss : Like a security guard?

  Dennis Duffy : I don't know, pal. I don't see people that way.

• Criss : Look, Liz, I don't think he needs to go to the hospital for a concussion. I was a volunteer EMT.

  Liz Lemon : At Burning Man, and we agreed never to talk about that.

  Criss : At sunset, the cacti start to resemble people looking for hugs. It gets ugly, Liz.