- Mordecai: I can't believe we got the diary back together.
- Rigby: Yeah, what a pain. I never wanna water Margaret's plants ever again.
- Mordecai: Wait, did we actually ever water her plants?
- Rigby: Here she comes!
- Mordecai: Ha, ha! Oh, hey Margaret! How was your trip?
- Margaret: It was nice, but I can only take my parents for so long, you know?
- Rigby: Tell me about it, 'rents are the worst.
- Mordecai: Well, you don't have to worry about your plants, or if the roof is still on your apartment, or whatever. Because it's fine is what I meant.
- Margaret: Oh. You guys didn't go and water them, did you?
- Mordecai: Yeah, why?
- Margaret: I forgot that I already asked Eileen to do it.
- Mordecai: Really?
- Margaret: Yeah, she had the spare bedroom all weekend. Sorry you guys went through all that trouble.
- Mordecai: I guess we just missed each other, so don't worry about it.
- Rigby: Yeah, it's cool.
- Mordecai: Rigby! Say something!
- Rigby: AAAAGH! When I was little, I stole my neighbor's bike and threw it off the roof!
- Skips: [the guardian of Margaret's secrets is about to throw a bus on them] It has to be something deep!
- Rigby: Sometimes I hide Pops' shoes because I think it's funny when he's looking for them! I'm a horrible person! I hate taking showers, and I hate kittens! I lied about being on the football team! I THINK EILEEN IS HOT WITHOUT HER GLASSES ON!
- [the guardian disappears and everything goes back to normal]
- Skips: [Warning: SPOILER!] The reason I always is... in all my life, my heart yearned for only one woman, and we used to skip together all the time. On the day I lost her, I vowed to skip every day for the rest of my life, so I will never forget the good times we've had.
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