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Thorfinn
- Thorfinn: Children not born with hate in their heart. They must be taught it, and I was not there to teach him.
- Thorfinn: Bjorn, when I was your age, my father gave me this. And now I give it to you. May you spill the blood of many Danes with it.
- Thorfinn: So... how will Thor speak to Bjorn?
- Samantha: Well, if you stand here, then I will get Bjorn to stand by that window, then you two could yell at each other.
- Thorfinn: Yes! I can yell at my son the way my father yell at me. Except it would be out of love and not anger that I eat all the ram's testicles.
- Isaac Higgintoot: Okay, Thor. It's showtime. Your son is waiting for you.
- Thorfinn: I said I don't want to talk to him.
- Isaac Higgintoot: Thor, he traveled half the world and waited a thousand years just to find you.
- Flower: That's more work than I put in to meet David Crosby.
- Thorfinn: Thor not care.
- Isaac Higgintoot: Can you imagine the disappointment he is going to feel right now if you abandon him? You are his father.
- Thorfinn: You're right.
- Flower: Oh...
- Thorfinn: He is under the impression that I am his father, so I will speak to him, and tell him he is no longer my son! Okay. It feels like you're deliberately twisting my words.
- Thorfinn: A Finn, I could live with that. A Swede, disgusting, but fine. But why Dane? Why you do that to me?
- Thorfinn: So many questions, I... know so little of him.
- Isaac Higgintoot: Well, Samantha made some notes from the conversation. Let's see here... He lived in... unpronounceable town with far too many consonants with his wife, Alma.
- Thorfinn: No, that wrong. That name Danish. It... must be mistake.
- Isaac Higgintoot: Oh, no, no, no. No, that's what it says here. He had three children: Magnus, Inger and Lars. But those also names of Danes.
- Flower: Oh, dear.
- Thorfinn: Bjorn... married Dane. Is deepest betrayal. Bjorn is... traitor.
- Samantha: I'm sorry, did you say "ram's testicles"?
- Jay Arondekar: I don't even want to know.
- Thorfinn: Is Norse delicacy.
- Samantha: Sass just came in and he wants you to move seats?
- Sasappis: Well, for about six minutes every afternoon, that chair is bathed in a shaft of light and it feels really nice. We don't have a lot going on, Sam.
- Samantha: He likes the shaft of light.
- Jay Arondekar: Sure, buddy. Go for it.
- Sasappis: Yes! Oh.
- Trevor: Oh, crap...
- Sasappis: Too late. I got the shaft.
- Isaac Higgintoot: Damn it. I snooze-eth and lose-eth.
- Isaac Higgintoot: Sass, I'll give you ten back rubs for the seat.
- Trevor: I'll make it 20.
- Sasappis: That's a pretty generous offer.
- Hetty Woodstone: 100 back rubs!
- Sasappis: You got yourself a deal.
- Samantha: I'm sorry, what is going on? Back rubs?
- Trevor: You don't know about the back rubs? How does she not know about the back rubs?
- Samantha: Honestly, I try to shut a lot of this ghost stuff out.
- Jay Arondekar: You don't deserve this power.
- Sasappis: Back rubs are like our ghost currency.
- Thorfinn: We can't handle money, so centuries ago we decided on back rubs.
- Trevor: The problem is, no one can compete with Hetty.
- Isaac Higgintoot: Through a combination of shrewd bargaining and a general disdain for physical touch...
- Hetty Woodstone: Hmm.
- Isaac Higgintoot: ...which leads her to never cash them in, Hetty has amassed a vast wealth of back rubs.
- Trevor: It's not fair. Hetty's constantly outbidding me. I've only been dead for 20 years. I don't have the capital.
- Hetty Woodstone: Well, Trevor, that's just how the world works. You're new money and you always will be. In the meantime, it is I who gets the shaft. And, let me tell you, it feels so good.