"Avenue 5" What an Unseasonal Delight (TV Episode 2022) - Zach Woods as Matt Spencer

Ryan Clark : We're flying into the fucking Sun, and the fire extinguishers don't work!

Matt Spencer : Yeah. That's an oversight.
Matt Spencer : Frank, the vow is to have and to hold, right, not hold hostage.

Rav Mulcair : [whispering] It's always the quiet ones.
Ryan Clark : Whose side are you on?

Matt Spencer : The winner's. Always the winner's.
Matt Spencer : You depressed, anorexic Santa Claus. That's what you are. How do you shave that face of lies?

Ryan Clark : I use an electric.
Matt Spencer : Karen, you could be out there living like a GI who liberated Paris right now with garlands of flowers and multiple STDs.
Matt Spencer : Yeah, well, you're a pissy little mommy's boy! Mommy's boy!

Ryan Clark : My mother's dead.

Matt Spencer : Yes, because she hated you, so she exploded.
Herman Judd : How can we accidentally fly into the Sun? That fucker is huge! I will not die today. I've blocked out that fiery disc of shit with nothing but a parasol on a beach. I beat it then...

Matt Spencer : Deep breath.

Herman Judd : ...and I'll beat it again.

Rav Mulcair : Okay.

Herman Judd : I will die in a fizzy bath surrounded by hookers on the day of my choice, do you understand me?

Rav Mulcair : Mm-Hmm.

Herman Judd : [as he is being led out of the room] You understand me?

Ryan Clark : I swear, when he burns up, he's gonna leave noisy ashes.

Zach Woods: Matt Spencer