The Office (TV Series)
New Guys (2012)
Brian Baumgartner: Kevin Malone
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Quotes
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Kevin Malone : Oh, what a summer! An emotional rollercoaster. I ran over a turtle in the parking lot. But then I saved him by gluing his shell back together. But I'm not that good at puzzles. So, I patched him with stuff from around the office, but I couldn't get the pieces to fit right. Then one day, while I was reaching for the glue, I crushed his shell again. But I rebuilt him even better that time! But it turned out the turtle was already dead. Probably when I ran over him the first time.
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Angela Martin-Lipton : Well, I need to give my cat up for adoption.
Kevin Malone : The one who uses the doorbell, or the one with the Mexican hat, or the one with the rain galoshes, or the one that you let go around naked.