- Mysterious Man: Well, I guess we've all learned something tonight about love and friendship, about taking chances, about the true meaning of Leap Day. But these lessons aren't good just for every four years. No, they're good every year because we should live every day as if it's Leap Day and every Leap Day as if it's your last
- Jenna Maroney: Hey, Liz, new bluetooth?
- Liz Lemon: No, I'm talking to someone.
- Jenna Maroney: I'm sorry. I don't see people that look like that.
- Liz Lemon: Sorry. That was this creep I went to college with. Such a nerd. And this is coming from someone who wrote lyrics to the song the cantina band plays in "Star Wars." But, at least I don't throw Leap Day parties.
- Jenna Maroney: Wait, that was Thad Warmald, the billionaire?
- Liz Lemon: No, that was Sad Thad the Skintag Lad. I coined that.
- Jenna Maroney: That name has been all over the golddigger message boards lately. I don't know a lot about business, but he did an Internet and now the computers like him and Wall Street is Google.