Brad William Henke credited as playing...
Tony 'Bagel' Bagli
- Tony 'Bagel' Bagli: Did you hear about Brian Drew?
- Sonny Weaver Jr.: No, what about him?
- Tony 'Bagel' Bagli: He came in here yesterday, did a little workout. Guess how much he squatted.
- Sonny Weaver Jr.: He's not supposed to be squatting.
- Tony 'Bagel' Bagli: Four hundred! Four bills! I know! And what's even more impressive is his arm. Your star wide receiver Andre Bello's been telling me about those secret workouts they've been doing together all winter. You know about those?
- Sonny Weaver Jr.: Yeah.
- Tony 'Bagel' Bagli: Yeah, well, Andre thinks Brian can throw a good fifteen yards deeper now. I didn't believe it until I saw what he benched.
- Sonny Weaver Jr.: What'd he bench?
- Tony 'Bagel' Bagli: He benched 250, 25 times.
- [pantomiming a bench press]
- Tony 'Bagel' Bagli: Just, boom, boom! Translation, Brian Drew's in the best shape of his life.