The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Friendship Contraction (2012)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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Quotes 

• Penny : I got some candles in my apartment.

  Sheldon Cooper : Candles, during a blackout! Are you mad! That's a fire hazard. No, Pasadena Water & Power recommends the far safer glow stick.

  Leonard Hofstadter : You call that a glow stick?

  [Pulls out a glowing lightsaber replica] 

  Leonard Hofstadter : That is a glow stick.

• Penny : Oh, good, your power's out too.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Why is that good?

  Penny : Because last month I sent the electric company a Starbucks gift card, an apology note, and a few snapshots of me in a bra.

• Sheldon Cooper : [to Amy]  You're my girlfriend and you're not going to cater to my every need? Oh, where'd the magic go?

  Penny : Sheldon, that's not what girlfriends are for. Although, you don't use them for what they're for, so what do I know...

• Howard Wolowitz : Next week I fly to Houston for orientation and zero-gravity elimination drills.

  Penny : What does that mean?

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : He's gonna learn to poop in space.

  Howard Wolowitz : Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

  Raj Koothrappali : Maybe your nickname should be Brown Dynamite.