Resident Alien (TV Series)

Harry, a Parent (2022)

Corey Reynolds: Sheriff Mike Thompson

Quotes 

• Deputy Liv Baker : You never said it was private.

  Sheriff Mike Thompson : Everything I say to you is private. If I noticed you were on fire and I told you, I'd expect you to keep it to yourself.

  Deputy Liv Baker : But, then I'd die.

  Sheriff Mike Thompson : You'd die with honor!

• Max Hawthorne : You're afraid to be happy.

  Sheriff Mike Thompson : That don't make sense! I'm already happy; I'm the happiest person I know! I'm so happy, all day long I whistle "Hallelujah" out of the crack of my ass!

  Deputy Liv Baker : I've never heard that. Deputy Fred once did a fart that sounded like the opening chord of "A Hard Day's Night" though.

• Max Hawthorne : You're not supposed to shame the patient.

  Sheriff Mike Thompson : Look, I told all the nurses they could shame and degrade you if it keeps you alive.