- Ava Coleman: No cameras in the bathroom, but if you're wondering if I have a bidet, you bet I bi-do.
- Barbara Howard: Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go teach my children what happens if you give a moose a muffin.
- Melissa Schemmenti: It does not end well.
- Melissa Schemmenti: I figure if we organize her work, it'd help. So I made her a to do list, which is different from my to do list... which includes Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson or Jon "The Rock" Bon Jovi.