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Benji Kaplan
- Marcia: Last year my daughter married a very rich man.
- Benji Kaplan: Oh, fuck.
- Marcia: And she's incapable of having a conversation with any depth anymore.
- Benji Kaplan: Well, yeah, of course. Money's like fucking heroin for boring people.
- Marcia: David, we numb ourselves to avoid thinking about our impact.
- Eloge: Ignoring the proverbial slaughterhouse to enjoy the steak, as it were.
- Benji Kaplan: Yes, Eloge! Damn, that's a good analogy.
- David Kaplan: No, and I get that, I get all that, it just seems like maybe there's, like, a time and a place to grieve, and maybe it's not...
- Benji Kaplan: Yo, Dave.
- David Kaplan: What?
- Benji Kaplan: We're on a fucking Holocaust tour. If now is not the time and place to grieve, to open up, I don't know what to tell you, man.
- [Benji is explaining to David how they can get through their train trip without paying]
- Benji Kaplan: We stay moving, we stay light, we stay agile.
- David Kaplan: Yeah.
- Benji Kaplan: The conductor's gonna come through taking tickets. We tell him we're going to the bathroom.
- David Kaplan: The bathroom. Okay.
- Benji Kaplan: He gets to the back of the train, he starts heading towards the front looking for stragglers.
- David Kaplan: Sorry, we're the stragglers?
- Benji Kaplan: Yeah. By the time he gets to the front, the train's gonna be in the station and we're home free.
- David Kaplan: This is so fucking stupid.
- Benji Kaplan: Man, what's stupid is the corporatization of travel. Ensuring that the rich move around the world, propagate their elitist loins, while the poor stay cut off from society.
- David Kaplan: That's great, we can argue Marxism while they're hauling us off to Siberia.
- Benji Kaplan: Siberia is in Russia, Dave.
- David Kaplan: This is ridiculous. Tickets are probably like twelve bucks.
- Benji Kaplan: It's the principle of paying. We shouldn't have to pay for train tickets in Poland. This is our country.
- David Kaplan: No, it's not. It was our country. They kicked us out 'cause they thought we were cheap.
- Benji Kaplan: You used to be fucking different, man.
- [David scoffs]
- Benji Kaplan: You used to be so emotional. You used to fucking cry about everything, man. Like...
- David Kaplan: Yeah, I know. It was awful. Who the fuck wants to cry about everything?
- Benji Kaplan: Dave, man, you're not fucking listening to me, man. I'm saying that *we* used to be different. Like, *we.*
- David Kaplan: Yeah. Benji, I have, like, a job and a family.
- Benji Kaplan: I know.
- David Kaplan: And I don't have time to hang out with you all night, every night, okay?
- Benji Kaplan: I don't fucking want that.
- David Kaplan: Yes, you do. You're, like, an all-encompassing person; I don't think you realize that.
- Benji Kaplan: Man, I'm just saying, like, you, like...
- David Kaplan: I don't think you realize that.
- Benji Kaplan: Man, you, like, literally never visit me.
- David Kaplan: What, in... sorry, you mean in Binghamton?
- Benji Kaplan: Yeah, man, that's where I live.
- David Kaplan: Well, yeah, I'm busy, okay? And I live in New York City. Isn't it easier for you to come down to me?
- Benji Kaplan: Easier? It's the same fucking distance, Dave.
- David Kaplan: Yeah, but it's New York City, man. It's, like, the more logical place to visit than fucking Binghamton, all due respect.
- Benji Kaplan: What's wrong with Binghamton?
- David Kaplan: Nothing is wrong with Binghamton. You are, like, purposefully making me look like an asshole for questioning it.
- Benji Kaplan: Yo, fuck off, dude.
- David Kaplan: Yo, you fuck off.
- Benji Kaplan: Why don't you give a shit about me anymore?
- David Kaplan: [choking up] I do give a shit about you. I just don't understand how you would ever do anything so fucking stupid to yourself.
- Benji Kaplan: Dave, man...
- David Kaplan: Benji. I, like... I walk around with, like, this terrible fucking image of you in my head...
- Benji Kaplan: Mm-hmm.
- David Kaplan: Okay? And, yeah, I don't... yeah, I don't wanna lose you, okay? You see how people love you? Do you see what happens when you walk into a room? I would give anything to know what that feels like, man. To know what it feels like to have charm. To light up a room when I walk in. But you light up a room and then you, like, shit on everything inside of it.
- [Benji chuckles]
- [in Benji and David's hotel room]
- Benji Kaplan: How the fuck are we supposed to smoke a joint in here? They fuckin' locked the windows. It's like a goddamn police state.
- David Kaplan: Yo, man, I think I might just wanna crash. We've been up for like twenty-four hours.
- Benji Kaplan: Don't. Don't tell me you're gonna sleep on me. This is our first night together in fuckin' years.
- David Kaplan: I don't know. I'm exhausted, I haven't showered...
- Benji Kaplan: You're exhausted? Dude, the weed's gonna help you sleep.
- David Kaplan: Is it the kind that helps you sleep?
- Benji Kaplan: No, it's the other kind.
- Benji Kaplan: You are, like, an awesome guy stuck inside the body of somebody who's always running late. And I gotta, like, fish that fuckin' guy outta ya every time I see ya.
- David Kaplan: Thank you, I think.
- Marcia: If I hear from my kids once a month, it's a shock.
- Benji Kaplan: Oh, Marcia. Fuck those guys. Man, I wouldn't miss a week.