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Kitchen Nightmares (2007)

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El Greco

Kitchen Nightmares

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  • Gordon Ramsay: Executive chef? Chef Mike, the freakin' microwave, has more qualifications than you.
  • Gordon Ramsay: Now there's a very anemic-looking lamb shank. Look at the presentation - it's depressing. Almost, ah, like its been in the microwave for an hour. Surely they wouldn't microwave a lamb shank. I'm a little bit nervous at how grey the meat is. That is way too salty and badly balanced. Dustin, I mean... it's sooo salty. Who cooked that, ah, Dustin?
  • Dustin (waiter): That's Chef Mike.
  • Gordon Ramsay: Chef who?
  • Dustin (waiter): Chef Mike. It's a microwave.
  • Gordon Ramsay: I thought it was a third chef.
  • Dustin (waiter): Yeah, it kind of is. Does a lot of work in the kitchen.
  • Gordon Ramsay: [Throws microwave out of a third-story window] Chef Mike has left the building!
  • Kiki: Smelly bastard! Go to Hell!
  • [in German]
  • Gordon Ramsay: Greek restaurant - more like Greek tragedy.

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