- Morty Smith: If you don't care if you die, why do you care if I die?
- Rick Sanchez: Knock it off! Get out of here! You did this last season! You're like a suicide bomber!
- Morty Smith: Takes one to know one!
- Rick Sanchez: Yeah, well, you get it from him, not me.
- Morty Smith: I don't know him. You're my grandpa, Rick. Rick and Morty. A hundred years.
- AI Diane: Rick, is that you?
- Rick Sanchez: Yeah, Diane.
- AI Diane: You've been gone so long. Did you find our daughter's killer?
- Rick Sanchez: Not yet, sorry. Still looking.
- AI Diane: You'll find him. You always do everything you set your mind to, except keep your family alive. But that was hardly your fault.
- Rick Sanchez: Mute.
- AI Diane: If I could be muted, I wouldn't be too-too-too good at haunting you, would I, you dirty bear?
- Rick Sanchez: Yeah. I forgot I wanted to be haunted.
- [Rick is trying to reset portal travel throughout the universe]
- Rick Sanchez: Basically, just a hard reset on the fluid. Hold tight, the Earth's going to shake a bit.
- [pours portal gun fluid into a tray and electrifies it]
- Rick Sanchez: [a strange green pulse emanates from the fluid, then races across the cosmos]
- Beth Smith clone: Uh...
- Beth Smith: [Rick and Morty both pulse green] oh!
- Rick Sanchez: Oh, shit!
- Morty Smith: Wait, what? Wh-what's happening?
- Rick Sanchez: Instead of resetting portal travel, I may have reset portal travelers. Too late to apologize.
- Jerry Smith: [entering garage] Rick, why am I pulsing green? And don't say you don't know, because you're pulsing green.
- Morty Smith: Rick, are we about to die?
- Rick Sanchez: No, we're about to vanish from this reality.
- Jerry Smith: That's totally dying!
- Rick Sanchez: No, it isn't. It's everyone from this reality returning to their reality of origin.
- Morty Smith: Back to our original universes?
- Rick Sanchez: I explained it fine, Morty. You're spoon feeding spoons. Wh-where's Summer?
- Summer Smith: [entering garage] Oh, nice, you guys are back.
- [sees green pulses from the men]
- Summer Smith: Whoa!
- Rick Sanchez: Summer. Three of us are one-way, blind hopping. You gotta help us get back. There's a protocol for this in your chore server, file name Booger AIDS.
- Summer Smith: Every file is Booger AIDS!
- Rick Sanchez: I-I hate naming things! Just search for words like one way blind hop reset nav beacon.
- Jerry Smith: Why do I have a reality of origin?
- Rick Sanchez: There's no time to explain, Jerry. Counting on you, Summer! One way blind hop beacon protocol! Here we goooooo...
- [the men pulse faster, but they don't vanish as expected]
- Jerry Smith: So there was time to explain.
- Rick Sanchez: Don't waste extra precious seconds with your pettiness, Jerry! Summer, let's run down...
- Summer Smith: [blandly] One way blind hop reset beacon booger AIDS.
- Rick Sanchez: Cool. Wow.
- Jerry Smith: There was so much time to explain!
- Rick Sanchez: Yes, fine. Hindsight is 20/20. Who has ever taken this long to vanish?
- Jerry Smith: How did I end up not in my own universe?
- [realizing]
- Jerry Smith: Oh, my God. The Jerryboree.
- Rick Sanchez, Morty Smith: Ohhh, the Jerryboree.
- Rick Sanchez: Deep cut.
- [the three men finally vanish]
- Morty Smith: What the hell, Dad?
- Original Jerry: Don't take it personal, Morty. That's one of the Four Agreements. I don't remember the other three, but I know Commissioner Gordon was cool with Batman moving on.
- Morty Smith: Batman doesn't abandon people!
- Original Jerry: You abandoned us.
- Morty Smith: I deserve that. But, you know, it... it improved you.
- Original Jerry: Oh, am I cool enough for you now? Well, that was easy, it only cost me fucking *everything*!
- Morty Smith: Whoa, hey, I-I...
- Original Jerry: You came back and talked about us like we weren't people, Morty! Then you bailed and left us to freeze!
- Morty Smith: I-I was apologizing for that earlier...
- Original Jerry: Your mom and sister *died*, Morty! And I moved on. From caring. And that is the best deal you will ever get. So take it.
- Rick Sanchez: Morty, did you see another Rick here? Nondescript haircut, sci-fi jacket? Eh, of course you didn't see him, you'd be dead. Or you'd be a bomb. Do you feel bomby? Nah, you woulda blown up by now.
- Morty Smith: Wasn't the Rick here dead? Th-th-that's why you pick places, right?
- Rick Sanchez: Uh, well, your Rick, uh, yeah, not dead, more like, not around. When I met you, I was sorta hoping he might turn up one day.
- [a location on Rick's holographic map starts to beep]
- Rick Sanchez: You son of a bitch! I got you!
- Morty Smith: W-w-where are we going?
- Rick Sanchez: To kill your grandpa, little buddy.
- Morty Smith: I don't understand. My original Rick killed your family? And you were just waiting for him to come back?
- Rick Sanchez: Seems like you understand fine, Morty. That was A+ re-piping.
- Rick Sanchez: That's who Summer is. She's going to get me out of here. She reminds me of you.
- AI Diane: Oh really? Is she dead too?