Rick and Morty (TV Series)

Solaricks (2022)

Justin Roiland: Rick Sanchez, Morty Smith

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Quotes 

• Morty Smith : If you don't care if you die, why do you care if I die?

  Rick Sanchez : Knock it off! Get out of here! You did this last season! You're like a suicide bomber!

  Morty Smith : Takes one to know one!

  Rick Sanchez : Yeah, well, you get it from him, not me.

  Morty Smith : I don't know him. You're my grandpa, Rick. Rick and Morty. A hundred years.

• AI Diane : Rick, is that you?

  Rick Sanchez : Yeah, Diane.

  AI Diane : You've been gone so long. Did you find our daughter's killer?

  Rick Sanchez : Not yet, sorry. Still looking.

  AI Diane : You'll find him. You always do everything you set your mind to, except keep your family alive. But that was hardly your fault.

  Rick Sanchez : Mute.

  AI Diane : If I could be muted, I wouldn't be too-too-too good at haunting you, would I, you dirty bear?

  Rick Sanchez : Yeah. I forgot I wanted to be haunted.

• [Rick is trying to reset portal travel throughout the universe] 

  Rick Sanchez : Basically, just a hard reset on the fluid. Hold tight, the Earth's going to shake a bit.

  [pours portal gun fluid into a tray and electrifies it] 

  Rick Sanchez : [a strange green pulse emanates from the fluid, then races across the cosmos] 

  Beth Smith clone : Uh...

  Beth Smith : [Rick and Morty both pulse green]  oh!

  Rick Sanchez : Oh, shit!

  Morty Smith : Wait, what? Wh-what's happening?

  Rick Sanchez : Instead of resetting portal travel, I may have reset portal travelers. Too late to apologize.

  Jerry Smith : [entering garage]  Rick, why am I pulsing green? And don't say you don't know, because you're pulsing green.

  Morty Smith : Rick, are we about to die?

  Rick Sanchez : No, we're about to vanish from this reality.

  Jerry Smith : That's totally dying!

  Rick Sanchez : No, it isn't. It's everyone from this reality returning to their reality of origin.

  Morty Smith : Back to our original universes?

  Rick Sanchez : I explained it fine, Morty. You're spoon feeding spoons. Wh-where's Summer?

  Summer Smith : [entering garage]  Oh, nice, you guys are back.

  [sees green pulses from the men] 

  Summer Smith : Whoa!

  Rick Sanchez : Summer. Three of us are one-way, blind hopping. You gotta help us get back. There's a protocol for this in your chore server, file name Booger AIDS.

  Summer Smith : Every file is Booger AIDS!

  Rick Sanchez : I-I hate naming things! Just search for words like one way blind hop reset nav beacon.

  Jerry Smith : Why do I have a reality of origin?

  Rick Sanchez : There's no time to explain, Jerry. Counting on you, Summer! One way blind hop beacon protocol! Here we goooooo...

  [the men pulse faster, but they don't vanish as expected] 

  Jerry Smith : So there was time to explain.

  Rick Sanchez : Don't waste extra precious seconds with your pettiness, Jerry! Summer, let's run down...

  Summer Smith : [blandly]  One way blind hop reset beacon booger AIDS.

  Rick Sanchez : Cool. Wow.

  Jerry Smith : There was so much time to explain!

  Rick Sanchez : Yes, fine. Hindsight is 20/20. Who has ever taken this long to vanish?

  Jerry Smith : How did I end up not in my own universe?

  [realizing] 

  Jerry Smith : Oh, my God. The Jerryboree.

  Rick Sanchez , Morty Smith : Ohhh, the Jerryboree.

  Rick Sanchez : Deep cut.

  [the three men finally vanish] 

• Morty Smith : What the hell, Dad?

  Original Jerry : Don't take it personal, Morty. That's one of the Four Agreements. I don't remember the other three, but I know Commissioner Gordon was cool with Batman moving on.

  Morty Smith : Batman doesn't abandon people!

  Original Jerry : You abandoned us.

  Morty Smith : I deserve that. But, you know, it... it improved you.

  Original Jerry : Oh, am I cool enough for you now? Well, that was easy, it only cost me fucking *everything*!

  Morty Smith : Whoa, hey, I-I...

  Original Jerry : You came back and talked about us like we weren't people, Morty! Then you bailed and left us to freeze!

  Morty Smith : I-I was apologizing for that earlier...

  Original Jerry : Your mom and sister *died*, Morty! And I moved on. From caring. And that is the best deal you will ever get. So take it.

• Rick Sanchez : Morty, did you see another Rick here? Nondescript haircut, sci-fi jacket? Eh, of course you didn't see him, you'd be dead. Or you'd be a bomb. Do you feel bomby? Nah, you woulda blown up by now.

  Morty Smith : Wasn't the Rick here dead? Th-th-that's why you pick places, right?

  Rick Sanchez : Uh, well, your Rick, uh, yeah, not dead, more like, not around. When I met you, I was sorta hoping he might turn up one day.

  [a location on Rick's holographic map starts to beep] 

  Rick Sanchez : You son of a bitch! I got you!

  Morty Smith : W-w-where are we going?

  Rick Sanchez : To kill your grandpa, little buddy.

  Morty Smith : I don't understand. My original Rick killed your family? And you were just waiting for him to come back?

  Rick Sanchez : Seems like you understand fine, Morty. That was A+ re-piping.

• Rick Sanchez : That's who Summer is. She's going to get me out of here. She reminds me of you.

  AI Diane : Oh really? Is she dead too?