Leverage: Redemption (TV Series)

The Date Night Job (2022)

Beth Riesgraf: Parker

Quotes 

• Alec Hardison : [as Parker licks a dinosaur skull]  I'm still not sure that's sanitary.

  Parker : This head is 150 million years old. How many people can say they tasted something that old?

  Alec Hardison : Not many. Babe...

• Parker : You stay here, pick that lock, I go in the vent, Mason gets us out. Easy peasy.

  Alec Hardison : Parker, love of my life, I'm begging you. Please stop saying "easy peasy." Okay? None of this is easy. And I don't even know what peasy is.

• Alec Hardison : So what do we do for the rest of our big date night? Grab a drink?

  Parker : We could go axe throwing.

  Alec Hardison : No. They asked us not to come back.

• Parker : But next date night, let's just stick to jumping off buildings because tonight was a lot.

• Alec Hardison : Yeah, uh, tonight I was going for, like, a fairytale romance, not a "they'll find our dead bodies huddled in a corner because we didn't get water or food for three days" kind of romance.

  Parker : Why would that be so wrong? Dying wrapped in each other's arms surrounded by millions of dollars worth of art. I mean, at least that way we'd be together until the end.

• Parker : Mmm. It's going to be very dangerous eating soup in space.

  Alec Hardison : That had not occurred to me.

  Parker : Mm. Yeah, it's gonna be hot soup blobs flying around the speed of light, hitting you in the eye. You're gonna need soup goggles. I'm going to have Breanna make you soup goggles.

• Parker : I don't want you to go to space. I mean, I want you to go to space. But what if you need me?

  Alec Hardison : Babe, I always need you.

  Parker : Which is why I'm saying I should go with you. I'm small, I can fit in your spacesuit. Or I can have Breanna start working on trajectories to intercept your satellite...

  Alec Hardison : Babe. Babe. Babe. The idea of me being further away from you than I already have been is...

  [sigh] 

  Alec Hardison : But what tonight taught me, what it made me realize is that we don't need date nights to be together. We don't even need to be on the same planet. We are Parker and Hardison. Pardison. Always and anywhere. Time and space mean nothing to us.

  Parker : We're like the Doctor. We're like two Doctors. Like a Christmas special with multiple Doctors.

  [She gives a watery laugh and they embrace] 

  Alec Hardison : Yes we are.

  Parker : Okay. But next date night, let's just stick to jumping off buildings because tonight was a LOT.

  Alec Hardison : Yes. Thank you! - Wait, No! Uh - wait.

  [Parker gets in the car and shuts the door, and Hardison sighs, resigned] 

  Alec Hardison : Okay. It's crazy. Whatever.