Criminal Minds (TV Series)
Snake Eyes (2012)
Matthew Gray Gubler: Dr. Spencer Reid
Quotes
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David Rossi : I can't imagine why not. We're only asking for fifty thousand bucks of taxpayer money so that FBI agents can play Texas Hold 'Em.
Emily Prentiss : Hey, what about you?
David Rossi : What about me what?
Emily Prentiss : You could stake us the buy-in.
Dr. Spencer Reid : Yeah, you're a best-selling author.
David Rossi : No!
Emily Prentiss : Why not?
David Rossi : One, it's against regulations, and I'd like to hold onto this job for a little while longer.
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : It's a minor administrative violation.
David Rossi : And two, I prefer to spend my money on actual things, like single-malt Scotch, a fine cigar, beautiful artwork.
Emily Prentiss : Poker chips are things.
Dr. Spencer Reid : Maybe just think of it as, like, a new experience. I mean, at your age, how often does that happen?
David Rossi : At my WHAT?
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : Rossi, this may be our only chance to get this guy.
David Rossi : All right, fine. I'm a decent poker player, but I can't promise that I can stay in the game long enough to...
Emily Prentiss : You know what? I bet you're a great poker player, but what if we sent in Reid?
Dr. Spencer Reid : I am banned from casinos in Las Vegas, Laughlin, and Pahrump because of my card-counting ability.
David Rossi : Look, I know I'm not a genius like the boy wonder here, but poker is not blackjack. It's about bluffing, reading human nature, head games. It's not math.
Dr. Spencer Reid : That's not entirely accurate. There actually is a mathematical equation for knowing when to raise and when to fold. If "P" represents the size of the pot at the time of play, then P x N - 1, with "N" representing the estimated number of players at the final round of betting...
David Rossi : Okay, fine. I surrender. Just try not to lose all of my money?
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Player #1 : I'm calling.
Curtis Banks : I'll raise. Eight thousands.
Dr. Spencer Reid : $8,000. That's 56 months' wages for the average person in Bangladesh. Kind of makes you think, doesn't it?
Player #1 : Hey, it's eight thou to you. Now, are you in or are you out?
Dr. Spencer Reid : I am in. And I raise.
Dealer : Three raise.
Player #1 : That's too rich for my blood.
Dealer : Are you in, sir?
Curtis Banks : I'll call.
Dealer : Call.
Dr. Spencer Reid : Straight.
Player #1 : A gutshot straight draw? Are you kidding, me? That is just... just nuts. That's crazy.
Dr. Spencer Reid : [reaches his hand to Curtis's key holder] Do you mind if I take a look at this?
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Dr. Spencer Reid : Two eights instead of one could also be significant. I know in China the number eight symbolizes prosperity. The more eights, the better. As a matter of fact, in Chungdu a telephone number consisting of all eights was recently sold for over a quarter million dollars