- Eric Cartman: Kyle! Kyle! My Hebrew friend! Did you see that it's raining frogs?
- Kyle Broflovski: Yes. It's because the pharaoh won't give the Hebrews what they want. God is angry.
- Eric Cartman: So God makes it rain frogs? That just kind of seems... mean to frogs, Kyle.
- Kyle Broflovski: That's how God is. And if pharaoh doesn't give us what we want, next He's going to kill all Egyptian first-born boys.
- Eric Cartman: Wha - okay, look, I'll talk to the pharaoh and see if he'll change his mind.
- Kyle Broflovski: It doesn't matter, because God is going to harden pharaoh's heart.
- Eric Cartman: What does that mean?
- Kyle Broflovski: It mean Jehovah's going to use his powers to keep the pharaoh from letting us go.
- Eric Cartman: Well, that doesn't seem very fair, Kyle. I mean, if God is going to make paraoh say "No", then why would he punish him for saying "No"?
- Kyle Broflovski: That's just how God is.
- Eric Cartman: You're wrong, Kyle. God is not a dick!
- [pointing at him]