- Dr. Robert Chase: [to House] You're incapable of human connection, so you want everyone to be like you.
- Dr. Gregory House: If I wanted you to be like me... I would be urging you to make a stupid, stubborn decision that blows up your life and leaves you lonely and miserable. You reassess your life when you've made mistakes. You didn't. You just got stabbed.
- Dr. Gregory House: [to Chase about the woman he was with] If she likes crippled guys, I'm free for the next six minutes.
- Dr. Gregory House: [to Chase when he notices blood on his neck] That blood looks pretty dry. Cut yourself shaving? You know, that can happen when the nun you woke up with coughs blood on you.
- Dr. Chris Taub: You slept with a nun?
- Dr. Jessica Adams: Forget nun. You slept with a patient?
- Dr. Gregory House: Plaques can be mistaken for nodules which means...
- Dr. Robert Chase: Syphilis.
- Dr. Gregory House: Explains the shoulder and foot involvement. Hope you practiced immaculate contraception.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: [to Chase] You don't have to work for House, but you do owe me twenty clinic hours.
- Dr. Robert Chase: [astonished] What? Getting knife doesn't buy me an extension?
- Dr. Eric Foreman: Buys you whatever you need, but I know you. If all you do is physical therapy and your nighttime version of it, you'll loose your mind faster than your regain of your fine motor skills.
- Dr. Jessica Adams: [to Chase about Moira] You're not gonna operate on her.
- Dr. Robert Chase: Kapur and Carlyle are unavailable. Reilly's done far fewer dissections than I have.
- Dr. Chris Taub: He's also slept with her far fewer times than you have.
- Dr. Jessica Adams: Your judgment's compromised.
- Dr. Robert Chase: I spent the night with her. Doesn't change how I make an incision.
- Dr. Jessica Adams: [to House] Tell him!
- Dr. Gregory House: Do the surgery.
- Dr. Jessica Adams: You're trying to score points with him at the risk of a patient's life.
- Dr. Gregory House: He's the better surgeon.
- Dr. Robert Chase: [to Adams] I took that scalpel for you.
- Dr. Jessica Adams: That's why I did this. Three weeks ago, you never would have slept with a patient and you never would have operated on her after. You need help.
- Dr. Robert Chase: I need to get away from House and everything that reminds me of him.
- Dr. Jessica Adams: By breaking the rules, not caring what anyone else thinks. You're gonna get away from him by turning into him?
- Dr. Jessica Adams: [to Chase] You okay?
- Dr. Robert Chase: I almost got you killed by bringing a scalpel into that room. I could feel better about that.
- Dr. Jessica Adams: You saved my life too. I think the ledger's clear, but how can you not be traumatized?
- Dr. Robert Chase: Can't change what happened. Can only make better choices from here.
- Dr. Jessica Adams: So you're Zen about it but won't let go of your anger toward House? I'm seeing a trauma counselor. I think you should too.
- Dr. Robert Chase: I'm okay. Just knowing you're there for me is enough.
- Dr. Robert Chase: [to Taub while reading a chart] Really? George Washingbaum?
- Dr. Chris Taub: He was a character in the Flintsteins.
- Dr. Gregory House: [to Chase] Who knew Mother Inferior was a smoking hottie. No wonder you're playing handsies with her.
- Dr. Chi Park: [to Chase] I'm scared of everything.
- Dr. Robert Chase: It sucks that there was a stabbing, but you'll get over it.
- Dr. Chi Park: Like you have?
- Dr. Robert Chase: You weren't even there.
- Dr. Chi Park: I know, I... I left the room. It was pure luck.
- Dr. Robert Chase: I was in the room. That was pure luck too. I get that you're scared and guilty. You're still a doctor. I don't have time to teach you to act like one.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: [to Chase] You slept with your patient? You're off the case.
- Dr. Robert Chase: I saved her from brain damage. You think my judgment's the least bit compromised?
- Dr. Eric Foreman: She's still sick. If she dies, we'll be in the middle of a brand-new investigation.
- Dr. Robert Chase: This is about you covering your own ass.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: I gave you time, leeway and you decided to do whatever the hell you wanted.
- Dr. Robert Chase: House can dance all over the rules, gets me knifed and he gets a pass. I break a rule, no one gets hurt, but you kick me off my own case?
- Dr. Eric Foreman: Unfortunately, yes.
- Dr. Robert Chase: [to House] I don't know when I'm coming back. I don't know if I'm coming back. Got a problem with that, fire me.