- Charley: No need to flinch. They can't see you and they can't hurt you. It's one of the small perks of the whole being dead thing.
- Mr. Martin: Now, I don't know why you got diverted from the highway of life, but I really do believe that the easiest way to miss your exit is if you're always staring in the rearview mirror.
- Xavier Baxter: Bros before... strong independent women with bright futures. It's a very popular phrase.
- School Girl 1: what was her name again?
- School Girl 2: Maggie somebody?
- School Girl 1: Hm.
- School Girl 2: They found a bunch of blood smeared all over the janitor's closet.
- School Girl 1: I thought it was the boiler room.
- School Girl 2: They think her phone's, like, still in the school somewhere. I guess they tried...
- School Girl 1: My God. She doesn't have her phone. That's so sad.
- Maddie Nears: Look, I can't really chat right now, because I've got some holes in my memory to fill.
- Wally Clark: Hey, well, that's why I'm here. I can totally help you fill your holes.
- Maddie Nears: Uh, one minute i was ditching study hall, and then the next... I'm here. But, I don't know who did this to me.
- Wally Clark: Oh, you were murdered.
- Rhonda: Welcome to the club.
- Mr. Martin: Can we, uh, maybe exchange names first so Maddie feels a little more welcome?
- Maddie Nears: [responding to Wally] I don't know, exactly.
- Charley: Exactly?
- Maddie Nears: Look, they haven't found my body yet, but I know that there was blood on the walls of the boiler room, and I'm here now.
- Wally Clark: Huh...
- Maddie Nears: "Huh?" What's "huh?"
- Wally Clark: Uh...
- Maddie Nears: What? Is that... is that weird or something? Not knowing?
- Charley: Well, it, um... it's a first.