V/H/S (2012)

Joe Sykes: Patrick (segment "Amateur Night")

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• [Clint puts on the video glasses for the first time with his friends Shane and Patrick] 

  Shane : Oh, perfect fit!

  Patrick : Gimme! Gimme one of these!

  Shane : It's perfect! N-I-I-I-C-E!

  Clint : What?

  Shane : That shit is so quad. You can't even fuckin' tell!

  Shane : [Shane and Patrick walk Clint to look at himself in the mirror]  Oh, my god! Look at him, huh? Hey, dude, check it out, check it out. You like these glasses, right?

  Clint : Yeah.

  Shane : These are not just any glasses, my friend.

  Clint : They're dork glasses.

  Shane : These are video glasses, bitch! There's a camera in that shit!

  Patrick : There's a fuckin' mic in that shit!

  Shane : Yeah! Yeah! Dude, Look at 'em! You can't see it! It's awesome!

  Clint : Where can you get em'?

  Patrick : Internet, like...

  [Patrick continues to laugh all over] 

  Shane : Oh, it's so good! I can't even...

  Clint : Am I just, like, a spy now?

  Shane : Yeah, superspy, man... super ass-and-titty spy. Yeah, tonight, I'm telling you.

  Clint : I get it. I know what you want to do.

  Patrick : [Patrick laughs and yells out]  Yeah, you do! Oh, come on, turn it on! Man! Let's do this! Come on.