John Keating credited as playing...
Brother Adrian
- Brother Adrian: You seem like you are in prison.
- Lazlow Jones: I couldn't agree more.
- Brother Adrian: And you know who the warden is, Lazlow?
- Lazlow Jones: Yeah, it's Michelle.
- Brother Adrian: No, my child, it's you.
- Brother Adrian: Yes, mock. Yes, deride. Yes, call me a whackjob.
- Lazlow Jones: You're a whackjob.
- Brother Adrian: Call me a cultist.
- Lazlow Jones: You're a cultist.
- Brother Adrian: Call me a pervert.
- Lazlow Jones: You're a pervert.
- Brother Adrian: Alright. I'm happy, you're miserable.
- Brother Adrian: Utilizing completeness I can make you... you. And I can make the you that you are the best you in the whole galaxy of potential yous that are there!
- Michele Makes: Your hostility is really depressing, Lazlow.
- Brother Adrian: You see clearly, Michele.