Quotes
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Selina Meyer : I'm the Vice President of the United States, you stupid little fuckers! These people should be begging me! That door should be half its height so that people can only approach me in my office on their goddamn, motherfucking knees!
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Jonah Ryan : [Selina and Jonah are walking down the aisle in the Eisenhower Building, with Selina's staff right behind them. Jonah is conveying to Selina what the talking points should be for her appearance in Meet the Press] So, ma'am, POTUS would like your new chosen subject to be immigration reform. Uhhh, Americans losing jobs to illegals, etcetera.
Selina Meyer : I spoke in favor of immigration amnesty all during my primary campaign.
Jonah Ryan : [Jonah chuckles] Well, with respect, ma'am, do you think anybody's is going to remember your primary campaign?
Gary Walsh : Ooohhh!
Selina Meyer : [Selina stops, then takes a step towards Jonah, who takes a step back and is now against the wall. Selina's staff looks on, wildly amused] In spite of your preface, I did not detect a whole lot of respect in that question.
Jonah Ryan : You know, I meant that more as a slight against the power of recollection of the electorate, and not as an attack on the potency of your campaign.
Amy Brookheimer : Well, why didn't you say that, then? Oh, because you have the social skills of someone who was raised by wolves.
