Quotes
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Mr. Gray : You're beautiful, Doc. I love ya! Zem-Chem's gonna piss fireworks!
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Mr. Gray : These middle-aged broads come out of facelift surgery and their throats still look like my Uncle Bob's scrotum!
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Mr. Gray : Ladies and gentlemen, how do you like your hookers?
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Kyle : ReNew is actually morphing chromosomes. It's aiding replication so that only the healthiest cells undergo mitosis.
Cassie Stratford : In other words, it turns ugly - into cute.
Mr. Gray : I have one question. Will it work on titties?
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Mr. Gray : Listen, you eggheaded pussy, there is no right or wrong. Just - profit and loss. And right now, your freaky cheerleader has profit written all over - her perfect, gigantic ass.
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Mr. Gray : Tough luck, kid. By now her vagina is a frickin' echo chamber. You're just gonna be yodeling in the canyon. Yodel-Lay-Hee-Hoo!
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Mr. Gray : You better believe it, buster! Because its simple and logical and most people are frickin' morons.
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Cassie Stratford : I will not be Zem-Chem's science experiment.
Mr. Gray : Well, you should have thought of that before you injected company property up your ass!
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Mr. Gray : Okay, boys. Let's bag this big bad Barbie up!