- Roxette: We're practically brainwashed to look for Prince Charming to come save us on his white horse so we can finally live happily ever after.
- Bentley: What, you don't like Kings of Leon anymore?
- Grace Chandler: No, I don't like you liking them. You've ruined that band for me, and you're named after a fucking car.
- Kat: One time, I made banana bread for my entire yoga class and everyone just thought it was so good.
- Co-dependent Greg: Seriously, be honest with me. How's my tan?
- Slightly Smarter Greg: You know, for the season, it's good. You can work on it.
- London Grant: Roxy, I don't want to interfere with your thing, but sometimes I think that you and I have a thing, and if you and I have a thing, what is this thing?