Community (TV Series)
Contemporary Impressionists (2012)
Donald Glover: Troy Barnes
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Quotes
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Troy Barnes : Abed doesn't need reality. Abed is a magical, elf-like man who makes us all more magical by being near us.
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Troy Barnes : All we had was dumb reality before we met that man. And he's made all of our lives better than reality.
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Troy Barnes : Pierce, who came over in the middle of the night that time you forgot how to fart?
Pierce Hawthorne : Abed.
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Vinnie : [to Jeff] Handsome Seacrest, I need you in this tux.
Britta Perry : Jeff, do not wear that.
Vinnie : Aw, zip it, white Jacko.
Jeff Winger : Don't worry, that thing in the cafeteria freaked me out, so I talked to my shrink, and she doubled my dosage.
Britta Perry : What? Jeff, that's insane!
Jeff Winger : I thought so too, but after I took that extra pill, it seemed like a great idea.
Troy Barnes : Jeff, put it on. Go.
Britta Perry : No, Jeff!
Troy Barnes : Britta, stop arguing. If you have anything else to say, say it in a high-pitched voice while walking backwards.
Britta Perry : [high-pitched voice] Jeff is in grave danger.