Charlie McDermott aufgeführt in der Rolle von...
Axl Heck
- Mike Heck: Hey, buddy, how's it going?
- Frankie Heck: Mind if we chat a minute?
- Axl Heck: Oh no. No, go away. I don't need you. Don't worry about the interview. I got it covered.
- Frankie Heck: Do you, Axl? This is huge. Now this recruiter is not just looking at football. He's going to be looking to see whether you're the kind of kid they want at their school.
- Axl Heck: Duh. I know how to behave in situations.
- Mike Heck: Oh yeah? You once stuck gum to the side of a casket at a funeral. You're not allowed to "duh" us.
- Frankie Heck: You know, every time Nancy Donahue said "Axl's so polite at our house", I assumed she was lying to spare my feelings. And once your English teacher wrote "A pleasure to have in class" on the back of your report card. I thought it was a typo. But you are a pleasure, aren't you?
- Axl Heck: Okay. Liking the words, confused about the bulging neck veins.
- Frankie Heck: They're bulging because I'm wondering how you can be all charming and Colin Firth-y with this guy and Nancy Donahue and God knows who else. How come you never bring your best for us, huh?
- Axl Heck: Oh, like you bring your best for us.
- Frankie Heck: Wait, what? I bring my best. I bring my best 24/7.
- Axl Heck: Yeah, right. I don't see you bringing me dip and lemonade. It's always "I'm too tired. Make your own lunch." Well, the color of the pot is black vis-a-vis the kettle.
- Frankie Heck: We're not talking about me. We're talking about you. Ugh. You were so amazing tonight, I can't even look at you.
- Mike Heck: I know.
- [angrily]
- Mike Heck: Nice job!