Nick Kroll credited as playing...
Juergen
- Juergen: We came to play. Get away from our table.
- Shirley Bennett: We're using it, strudel-brain.
- Jeff Winger: Nice.
- Juergen: Then play us for it.
- Shirley Bennett: Fine. Monday morning... only let's make it interesting. The losers never get to use this table again.
- Juergen: Oh, you are so on that things have now become very much like Donkey Kong.
- Juergen: We're gonna kick das butt.
- Shirley Bennett: Nice.
- Jeff Winger: Thank you.
- Juergen: Enough teutonic punnery. Monday morning you get this...
- Juergen: Oh, look... how cute. You do like foosball, you just have to practice with your mama.
- Jeff Winger: What are you guys doing here on a Saturday night? Shouldn't you be making weird art movies or well-engineered cars?
- Lukas: You take that back!
- Karl: [german accent] Tell you what, we'll stop playing, if you can score a point on us.
- Jeff Winger: Tempting, but then wouldn't I be playing foosball? And, if so, how would I not be a loud, weird knob?
- Juergen: [german accent] Free shot. I'm not even touching the foosenschaften.
- Jeff Winger: Sorry, luftballons. I'm above it.
- [Jeff turns to exit, spins back and attempts a shot which fails]
- Karl, Lukas: [men cheering] Boo-yah!
- Juergen: I wish there was a word to describe the pleasure I feel at viewing misfortune.
- [schadenfreude]
- Lukas: 'Tis the face of a broken man.
- Britta Perry: Jeff. Smile.
- [electrical popping from Totorola which catches fire]
- Britta Perry: Uh, uh...
- Shirley Bennett: Ooh!
- Britta Perry: They, uh... they come in a six-pack.