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Andy Bernard
- Andy Bernard: Okay, so tell me exactly what kind of deal you are getting now, and I'll tell you how we can beat it.
- The Client: Uh, well, we've been going with...
- Erin Hannon: Andy.
- Andy Bernard: Yeah.
- Erin Hannon: You have a very important call.
- Andy Bernard: I'm sorry - I'm with a very important client. It'll have to wait.
- Erin Hannon: Are you sure? It's really, really important.
- Andy Bernard: There is nothing more important to me right now than this meeting.
- Erin Hannon: Really? Because your mother is dead.
- The Client: Oh my God.
- Andy Bernard: I don't think she's dead.
- Erin Hannon: She's dead. She was hit by a bus.
- Andy Bernard: She's not dead. This is exactly the kind of thing my mom pulls.
- Erin Hannon: This isn't one of those times. It's the police. They said it's the worst they've ever seen.
- Dwight Schrute: Andy, I'm really sorry about your mother. My deepest condolences.
- The Client: Oh, you must take this call. It's...
- Andy Bernard: Yeah. Um, line 1?
- Erin Hannon: Line 2.
- Andy Bernard: Hi.
- Darryl Philbin: [on phone] It's Darryl. Erin told me to pretend to be a cop and say your mom died.
- Andy Bernard: Ooh, gosh!
- Darryl Philbin: Dude.
- Andy Bernard: Officer.
- Darryl Philbin: Look, man, this is a bad idea.
- Andy Bernard: Did she have any last words or...?
- Darryl Philbin: Really? That is messed up, man.
- Andy Bernard: Oh, make sure that your client gets the best deal possible.
- Darryl Philbin: You're a bad man, Andy Bernard.
- Andy Bernard: That is so mom.
- Darryl Philbin: That stuff can come back to get you. It's called karma. You do not want to be messing around. I got an uncle...
- Andy Bernard: Alright, thank you, officer. Erin, please hold all my other calls.
- [to the client]
- Andy Bernard: Where were we?