Gossip Girl (TV Series)

The Fugitives (2012)

Blake Lively: Serena van der Woodsen

Quotes 

• Blair Waldorf : Wait. Okay. Using a very generous grading curve and rounding out because I like your outfit, that lie was a C+ at best. What is going on?

  Serena van der Woodsen : [sighs]  There's something I've been wanting to talk to you about for a long time. I've been hosting on Gossip Girl... *as* Gossip Girl... for a couple months now.

  Blair Waldorf : What? How is that possible?

  Serena van der Woodsen : When Georgina left town, she gave me her laptop, and it had a direct link to the Gossip Girl server, the passwords, the software, everything.

  Blair Waldorf : Wait! You had me at "Georgina", but... I can't believe it! Why didn't you tell me?

  Serena van der Woodsen : Oh, I felt like it was something I had to keep secret from everyone, I mean, like my best friend, even. I - I know it was wrong, and I'm so sorry.

  Blair Waldorf : I mean... I could have helped. Sealing fates, forging destinies, like an imperious Greek goddess imposing her will on the guilless masses. But... I was wondering why Gossip Girl was being so nice to me lately, and a little off her game. No offense!

  Serena van der Woodsen : Wait. So - so you're not mad?

  Blair Waldorf : I am *furious* with you. For not sharing your good fortune and omnipotence!

  [smirks] 

  Blair Waldorf : But, right now, I have to go replace my mother's La Mer before she returns from Paris and discovers I used it all.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Wait, let me do that for you. My first act of contrition.

  Blair Waldorf : Please! You think I'll cash in the Gossip Girl guilt trip on some overpriced eye cream?

  [snickers] 

  Blair Waldorf : I'll think of something more useful.