House M.D. (TV Series)

The Confession (2011)

Peter Jacobson: Dr. Chris Taub

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• Dr. Chris Taub : *My* kids loved the massage bed.

  Dr. Chi Park : Lab tests showed the bed tested positive for semen, vaginal secretions, fecal matter - both human and animal.

  Dr. Gregory House : Probably want to boil the kids for a few hours when you get home.

• Dr. James Wilson : Also he's started a betting pool on which kid is yours and which isn't.

  [Wilson chuckles slightly. Taub looks around] 

  Dr. Chris Taub : An entire hospital betting on the legitimacy of my kids?... It's great to be back among friends.

  [Taub leaves. Wilson takes one of Taub's utensils, and starts to leave the cafeteria. Then he encounters Taub] 

  Dr. James Wilson : I'm not the bad guy here. I'm betting on both of them being yours.

  [Taub takes the utensil back, and leaves] 

  Dr. James Wilson : I would've donated the money to charity.

• Dr. Eric Foreman : As the new Dean of Medicine, I'd like to personally welcome our new employees, and ask why the Hell did you want to come back?

  Dr. Robert Chase : Tired of surfing.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : He hasn't changed.

  Dr. Robert Chase : And neither has the job, right? We still get to do crazy crap.

  Dr. Chris Taub : Save people's lives instead of just their noses.