Yeardley Smith credited as playing...
Lisa Simpson
- Lisa Simpson: Why do we have to sit here? If we leave now, we could see what the town looks deserted.
- Bart Simpson: I could write whatever I want on the school chalkboard.
- Lisa Simpson: I could watch a planetarium show without the second-hand marijuana.
- Homer Simpson: And I could drive drunk while sober.
- [Cut to Homer driving erratically]
- Homer Simpson: It's fun, but not as fun.
- Lisa Simpson: I know it's futile, but I must again point out there is no dragon.
- Homer Simpson: Then why am I paying $800 a year in dragon insurance?
- Lisa Simpson: Again, I maintain that money would be better spent on car insurance.
- Homer Simpson: Lisa, everyone knows dragons do not attack cars. Jeez, pick up a book.
- Lisa Simpson: [gasps] I pick up books like you pick up beers!
- Homer Simpson: Then you have a serious reading problem.