Donald Glover aufgeführt in der Rolle von...
Troy Barnes
- Jeff Winger: Wow, Annie. How progressive of you to have a multicultural evil twin.
- Pierce Hawthorne: An Asian Annie. Obama's America.
- Annie Edison: Her name is Annie Kim, and she's not evil. She's my friend.
- Abed Nadir: Didn't look like it.
- Troy Barnes: Yeah, you seemed pretty competitive with her.
- Pierce Hawthorne: You be careful, Annie. They are ruthless.
- Britta Perry: [the group is shocked] What?
- Pierce Hawthorne: What? Not Asians. Women.
- Jeff Winger: Pierce.
- Pierce Hawthorne: I'm offended you would single me out.
- Annie Edison: Did you read up on your country's info-packet?
- Pierce Hawthorne: Yes. Somalia has 1,900 miles of coastline, a government that knows its place, and all the guns and wives you can afford to buy. Why have I never heard of this paradise before?
- Troy Barnes: I studied up on my country.
- [in a southern accent]
- Troy Barnes: Is it okay if we do accents, sugar?
- Jeff Winger: Troy, Georgia the country, not the state.
- Troy Barnes: [accent continues] That's right. Capital city Tbilisi, and former member of the Soviet Union. And we kindly request y'all mind your Ps and Qs.
- Professor Cligoris: Welcome to the world's first ever model U.N.-off.
- [applause]
- Professor Cligoris: You will each be scored on your U.N.'s ability to pass resolutions, follow procedure, and maintain order. The end goal, of course, total world peace. Any questions?
- Abed Nadir: Does two U.N.s mean there are two earths?
- Professor Cligoris: Uh, yeah. Sure, two earths.
- Abed Nadir: Parallel earths in different galaxies or identical earths in parallel dimensions?
- Professor Cligoris: The latter one.
- Abed Nadir: Well, what does that say about free will?
- Annie Edison: Abed! Professor.
- Professor Cligoris: Right, yeah, let's begin. Ready, set, peace.
- [gunshot]
- Jeff Winger: Uruguay agrees.
- Pierce Hawthorne: Uruguay sounds like "you're a gay."
- Troy Barnes: [continues southern accent] Backyard barbecue!
- Jeff Winger: Uruguay kindly requests that Somalia stop pronouncing it "you're a gay."
- Annie Edison: Guys! Come on focus, like adults? We're gonna lose a point if we don't get through this!
- Troy Barnes: Get through it? It's almost a solid!
- Jeff Winger: Wow, Annie. How progressive of you to have a multicultural evil twin.
- Pierce Hawthorne: An Asian Annie. Obama's America.
- Annie Edison: Her name is Annie Kim, and she's not evil. She's my friend.
- Abed Nadir: Didn't look like it.
- Troy Barnes: Yeah, you seemed pretty competitive with her.
- Pierce Hawthorne: You be careful, Annie. They are ruthless.
- Annie Edison, Britta Perry, Shirley Bennett: [Gasps] What?
- Pierce Hawthorne: What? Not Asians.
- [scoffs]
- Pierce Hawthorne: Women.