Xander Corvus crédité pour le rôle de...
Spider-Man • Peter Parker
- Black Widow: Are you going to help me figure out what I need to know?
- Spider-Man XXX: Oh yeah.
- Black Widow: You are, aren't you?
- Spider-Man XXX: We might have a team.
- Black Widow: Are you my bitch now, Spider-Man?
- Aunt May: Peter, don't you remember Mary-Jane Watson? She used to live next door.
- Mary-Jane: I used to beat you up... when we were like... five?
- Peter Parker: Well, you've certainly changed.
- Mary-Jane: Yeah, a little. You filled out, too.
- Aunt May: Mary Jane's back in town finishing her master's at ESU. I told her she could stay here. I expect you to show her around town.
- Mary-Jane: Let's face it, Tiger, you just hit the jackpot.
- Flash Thompson: Hey, Pete, you did eventually lose your virginity, didn't you?
- Gwen Stacy: He did. We used to date.
- Peter Parker: Oh, just when things seemed like they couldn't get any more awkward.
- [first lines]
- J.J. Jameson: Guess the hero doesn't always win.
- Peter Parker: What's that, Mr. Jameson?
- J.J. Jameson: Kraven the Hunter, framed for murder by that wall-crawling menace.
- Robbie Robertson: We don't know that, Jonah. Captain Stacy told me there's plenty of evidence.
- J.J. Jameson: Aww bullshit, Robbie, Kraven tried to rid this city of a pest and Spider-Man set him up. That man's a hero.
- Peter Parker: Look, you also say that *Nixon* was misunderstood.
- J.J. Jameson: Who asked you anyway, Parker? What good are you? This morning, Spider-Man and that Juggernaut knocked down a building. Where were you? Where are my pictures?
- Peter Parker: Well, I guess I can't be everywhere at once.
- Robbie Robertson: Jonah, we're not going to run that story. According to the Fantastic Four, Spider-Man tried to stop Juggernaut.
- J.J. Jameson: That's right. Tried and failed. Just like *this* little prick.
- [gestures at Parker]
- J.J. Jameson: I pay you to be everywhere. You know what, Parker? You're fired. Fired. F-I-R-E-D, fired. Get outta here. Out. Out. Get out.