Julie Bowen credited as playing...
Claire Dunphy
- Dylan: I've never been this far from home before.
- [Takes a step forward]
- Dylan: Now I've never been this far.
- [Takes another step]
- Dylan: Now I've never been this far.
- Claire Dunphy: [Under her breath] Where's a cliff when you need one?
- Hank: Okay, people, looks like we have a walker. Right now he is facing treacherous terrain, sudden drops, mountain lions, hungry bears - oh, and wolverines. That is, if the hypothermia didn't already get him.
- Claire Dunphy: [Lowered voice] Why did we come here again?
- Hank: So our best bet is to split up.
- [to Claire and Haley]
- Hank: You two are gonna take the north hiking trail.
- Haley Dunphy: Can I go with my dad instead?
- Hank: Negative. I need Buffalo Phil and Old-Timer to check the Snake River.
- Phil Dunphy: 'Buffalo Phil' - worth the wait.
- Hank: Me and Cactus Flower
- [Gloria]
- Hank: will ride on up to Destiny Ridge.
- Jay Pritchett: Maybe I should ride up there with her.
- Hank: Negatory. That trail is for advanced riders only - we don't need another dead body.
- Haley Dunphy: 'Another'?