The Cleveland Show (TV Series)

'Til Deaf (2012)

Mike Henry: Cleveland Brown, Rallo Tubbs, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Cleveland Brown : [to Donna]  Sweetie, do you think you could possibly, maybe be having some sort of midlife crisis?

  Donna Tubbs : I'm not the one in crisis! You're the one in crisis!

• Dr. Fist : [to Cleveland about his hearing loss]  The good news is, it's a temporary impairment. You'll regain hearing within a week.

  Cleveland Brown : Great! But what do I tell my wife? If she finds out I lied to her and went on a hunting trip, she'll go all Elin Woods on me!

• Cleveland Brown Jr. : [to Rallo]  Voting closed two hours ago. What have you heard? How were the exit polls? Have any of the major networks declared a winner?

  Rallo Tubbs : Uh, no, Junior. The major networks have not yet weighed in on your dumbass high school election.

• Holt Richter : Love letters. Wrote 30 of them to Meredith Vieira. Asked repeatedly for a picture of her squatting over a mirror. Closest I got was a Today Show promo picture of Matt, Al, and Hoda Kotb squatting over a mirror. Al had it fogged up, though. Couldn't see anything.

  Cleveland Brown : Is he telling the Al Roker story again?

• Cleveland Brown : [When Cleveland Jr. chases Cleveland, who is wearing a submarine sandwich costume]  Now I remember why I keep this in the attic!

• Cleveland Brown : Donna, when I told you I was attending a cable installers' seminar, I lied. I actually went on a hunting trip, where a stray gunshot caused me to go deaf for a few days. I hid my hearing loss from you by simply agreeing to everything you said.

  Donna Tubbs : Wait, you said you went deaf for a few days.

  Cleveland Brown : Ah! Man talking.