American Dad! (TV Series)

Virtual In-Stanity (2011)

Wendy Schaal: Francine Smith

Quotes 

• Francine Smith : Stan, we just finally got Steve off the heroin from the last birthday present you gave him.

  Steve Smith : I got so high.

• Francine Smith : [to Stan]  Steve's at the age where he doesn't care about going to a ballgame with his dad. All he's interested in is girls. He doesn't want ballgames, he just wants to ball dames. Huh? Huh?

• Francine Smith : [while on the phone to Stan]  Bitch, did you just hang up on...?

  [Stan hangs up on her] 

• Francine Smith : [When Francine goes over to the CIA to find Stan]  Stan, this is the last time you put work before Steve!

  Avery Bullock : He's actually with Steve right now.

  Francine Smith : What? So Stan's at the dance?

  Avery Bullock : No, he's here, but he's remotely controlling a teen girl at the dance who's about to get sex-pummeled by your son.

  Francine Smith : What?

  Avery Bullock : It's a lot like "Avatar."

  Francine Smith : Like what?

  Avery Bullock : Avatar. It's a movie?

• Francine Smith : [while Francine fights with Stan, who is inside the avatar]  I can't believe you'd do this, Stan! This stops now!

  Stan Smith : Get out of here, Francine. This is the only way I can remain close to Steve. We were finally spending quality time together and then he was gonna dump me for that nerd, and I just won't lose him again! Must get plowed by son.

  Francine Smith : No, Stan, this isn't the way! You might've missed his first 14 years, but you can still be there for his next 14.

  Stan Smith : He's gonna die at 28?

  Francine Smith : Maybe. Maybe sooner.