Marvel One-Shot: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Thor's Hammer (2011 Video)

Jeff Prewett: Robber 1

Quotes 

• Robber 1 : Who owns that car outside?

  Agent Coulson : [In the aisles]  I do

  [Robber points gun at him] 

  Agent Coulson : but it's really more like a lease.

  Robber 2 : Toss the keys over here.

  Agent Coulson : Okay, okay.

  Robber 1 : C'mon!

  [Coulson throws his keys, the robber turns to the clerk] 

  Robber 1 : Empty the cash registrar, start filling this bag with cigarettes, pa...

  Agent Coulson : [Interrupts]  Excuse me

  [Robbers turn] 

  Agent Coulson : I also have this gun, you'll probably be needing that.