"Futurama" Zapp Dingbat (TV Episode 2012) - Billy West as Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Zapp Brannigan, Richard Nixon's Head

Zapp Brannigan : Kif, we're under attack and the wedding's off. Return fire and the cake.

Kif Kroker : Our defense systems are disabled and you can't return ice-cream cakes. We're doomed!
Zapp Brannigan : [Zapp and Kif are negotiating a peace treaty with the Carcarons] Now watch, Kif, as I score a diplomatic coup by congratulating the Admiral in his native tongue.

Kif Kroker : The last time you tried that, the Mexican restaurant declared war on us. I beg you, just use the translator.

Zapp Brannigan : Kif, just trust me for once.

[Grunts something in Carcaronese]

Universal Translator : I want to slap your sister with a slice of bologna.

Zapp Brannigan : Uh... Oops!

[the Carcarons aim their weapons at Zapp, who uses Kif as a shield]

Kif Kroker : It's the battle of Paco's Tacos all over again!
Turanga Morris : What do you say, honey? Care to give it another go?

Turanga Munda : Well, I am already in my wedding dress, and we still have a cake.

Dr. Zoidberg : [Already eating the cake] Half a cake.

Zapp Brannigan : Then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife. Mind if I kiss the bride?

[Morris punches Zapp in the stomach]

Zapp Brannigan : Well played.
Philip J. Fry : Are you sure you won't go to your mother's wedding? There'll be fish or steak circle one.

Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Zapp Brannigan, Richard Nixon's Head