- Robert California: Let me tell you some things I find productive. Positive reinforcement. Negative reinforcement. Honesty. I'll tell you some things I find unproductive. Constantly worrying about where you stand based on inscrutable social clues and then inevitably reframing it all in a reassuring way so that you can get to sleep at night. No, I do not believe in that at all. If I invited you to lunch, I think you're a winner, if I didn't, I don't, but I just met you all. Life is long, opinions change. Winners prove me right. Losers prove me wrong.
- Stanley Hudson: I came up with a new thing this summer. I act like I'm telling someone how to do something. I go on with a long description and then I say, "and shove it up your butt". It's stupid, but it's my thing now.
- Dwight Schrute: [starts attacking plankers] Kids, don't try planking. It's dangerous.
- [knocks Toby off table]
- Dwight Schrute: Especially with me around.
- Jim Halpert: The search committee finally decided, after a lot of deliberation, on Robert California for the manager position. Who took one look around and left. He drove down to Florida and convinced Jo to make him CEO. CEO, her own job! He talked her out of her own job.
- Oscar Martinez: Planking is a very stupid and dangerous trend. Basically you lie like a plank in weird places. That's it. Sometimes you get run over. Welcome to the internet.
- Erin Hannon: Planking is one of those things where... Hey, you either get it or you don't.
- [Giggles]
- Erin Hannon: And I don't. But I am so excited to be a part of it!
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