The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)

Ghost World (2011)

Candice King: Caroline Forbes

Quotes 

• Damon Salvatore : Greetings, Blondie... Witchie. I think you got your voodoo wires all crossed when you got rid of Vicki Donovan.

  Bonnie Bennett : What do you mean? Why?

  Damon Salvatore : Because I'm pretty sure I just got spit-roasted by Mason Lockwood's ghost.

  Bonnie Bennett : What?

  Caroline Forbes : And why would you think that?

  Damon Salvatore : Maybe because he chained me to a chair and shoved a hot poker in my chest. Let's just say I'm having deja vu.

  Caroline Forbes : I thought you said ghosts couldn't physically interact with people?

  Bonnie Bennett : They can't.

  Damon Salvatore : Yeah, well, I don't have time for a vengeful Lockwood. When I kill someone, they're supposed to stay dead. Whatever you screwed up, fix it.

• Caroline Forbes : [incantation book falls open at manifestation spell]  Please tell me that's a recipe for witch cookies.

• Caroline Forbes : [re the room]  There's no chance it's haunted by the hundred dead witches who were horrifically burnt to death in this very spot, is there?

  Bonnie Bennett : They're not here anymore. And they made it clear they were never coming back.

  Caroline Forbes : Great.

  [thinks it over:] 

  Caroline Forbes : They pinkie swear?

• Bonnie Bennett : What is it, Caroline?

  Caroline Forbes : Elena caught Jeremy kissing... Anna.

  Bonnie Bennett : What?

  Caroline Forbes : I'm sorry.

  [shakes her head] 

  Bonnie Bennett : He kissed her?

  Caroline Forbes : [nods]  She's got a foothold now... so she probably thinks that she's here to stay. But you and I, Bonnie? We're gonna find that necklace... okay?

  [Bonnie nods] 

  Caroline Forbes : Okay.

• Caroline Forbes : [on cell phone re missing necklace]  Unless someone took it.

  Jeremy Gilbert : Who?

  Caroline Forbes : Well, who do you think?

  Anna Zhu : [shakes her head as Jeremy looks at her]  I didn't...

  Jeremy Gilbert : She says she didn't take it.

  Caroline Forbes : [impatiently]  Oh, and you believe her?

  Anna Zhu : [earnestly]  I didn't take it, Jeremy.

  [shakes her head] 

  Jeremy Gilbert : [to Caroline]  You know what? Yeah, I do believe her.

  Caroline Forbes : You know what, you're an even bigger idiot than I thought. So wake up, Jeremy, before you lose everything!

  [slams down phone] 

• Matt Donovan : I've had enough of this ghost stuff to last forever. So you guys can leave me out of this one.

  Caroline Forbes : [to Bonnie, as Matt walks away]  I feel so sad for him. Took a lot for him to send his sister away.

  Bonnie Bennett : [sighs]  Yeah.

  Caroline Forbes : [wisely]  So much strength is a man.

  [nods] 

  Bonnie Bennett : I've got a ghost problem to deal with, Caroline. Save the Jeremy lecture for later.

• Bonnie Bennett : [driving]  What's going on up there?

  [smashed vehicle] 

  Caroline Forbes : That's Mrs. Lockwood's car.

  [as the tomb vampire ghosts close in on Tyler's mom] 

  Caroline Forbes : Bonnie, I'm gonna get out of the car.

  Bonnie Bennett : What?

  Caroline Forbes : And you're gonna drive the hell away from here.

  Bonnie Bennett : No way, I'm not leaving you.

  Caroline Forbes : Bonnie, you've got your ghost-boyfriend drama, Elena has hers. And right now, the mother of mine is about to be ghost bait. So go and send them all back to the other side, okay?

  [Bonnie tries to argue, but Caroline climbs out...]