Comedy Central Roasts (TV Series)
Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen (2011)
Jeffrey Ross: Self - Roaster
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Quotes
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Jeffrey Ross - Roaster : Martin Sheen and Emilio Estevez wanted to be here tonight, but they had a family obligation.
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Jeffrey Ross - Roaster : Charlie, if you're winning, this must not be a child custody hearing. Only time your kids get to see you is in re-runs. Charlie, don't you want to live to see their first 12 steps?
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Jeffrey Ross - Roaster : [to Jon Lovitz] If Charlie is winning, then what are you doing? Chinning?