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Ed Alzate
- Ed Alzate: How is Mike pretending to be angry, scary, and unstable good for our website?
- Kyle Anderson: We've gotten tons of hits. Hits are good.
- Ed Alzate: I know hits are good, you jackwang. I'm not a thousand years old.
- Kyle Anderson: It's gone viral. Our web traffic is way up.
- Ed Alzate: Well... looks like this company has finally entered the 20th century, huh?
- Kyle Anderson: But it's the 21st century, sir.
- Ed Alzate: One step at a time, Kyle.
- Ed Alzate: Just got a call from corporate today. They wanna shut down the catalog.
- Mike Baxter: Corporate? You own the company.
- Ed Alzate: Well, it was worth a shot. What the hell.
- Mike Baxter: Wait, what are you talking about? Our catalog was voted Best Catalog by Catalog Magazine.
- Ed Alzate: Catalog is done.
- Mike Baxter: What, are you gonna phase it out?
- Ed Alzate: Consider it phased.
- Mike Baxter: After Costa Rica, we're done?
- Ed Alzate: No Costa, no Rica. You're grounded. But I need your expertise on the website.
- Mike Baxter: The website's terrible.
- Ed Alzate: Oh, that's why I want you in charge of it. For us to have any future at all, we have to lure young men to our stuff.
- Mike Baxter: Now you sound like my sisters talking.
- Ed Alzate: Young people don't read catalogs anymore. They're online, so your job now is you gotta go get 'em. I need this company to be viable a hundred years from now so I'll have a place to come back to when they unfreeze my head.