Funeral Kings (2012)
Alex Maizus: Charlie Waters
Quotes
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Andy Gilmour : You know that kid hasn't even gotten paid yet?
Charlie Waters : What!
Andy Gilmour : He says his parents are gonna pay him once he's an adult.
Charlie Waters : Gimme a break. There's no way they're just gonna give up a million bucks.
Andy Gilmour : You think he got that much?
Charlie Waters : Yeah, dude, even shitty actors are millionaires.
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Andy Gilmour : [after being thrown out of the video store for trying to buy an R-rated movie] Come on, dude, I look old. How old do I look?
David Mason : I don't know... 14?
Charlie Waters : Yeah, but how old could I be?
David Mason : Uhh...
Charlie Waters : 14! You look like you're 14!
Andy Gilmour : I look older than you!
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Charlie Waters : [after running away from a party with older high school kids] You sent me back in there! And there she is making out with that fucking creep!
Andy Gilmour : Who was?
Charlie Waters : Lindsey.
Andy Gilmour : Oh please, like you even had a chance. You wouldn't even know what to do even if you did!
Charlie Waters : Stop acting like you know more than me! I saw that girl you made out with at camp. She had a fucking mustache!
Andy Gilmour : Fuck you! You look like you're 10 years old. Stop kidding yourself!
Mrs. Waters : [Charlie's mom beeps the car horn and pulls up to the curb] You boys have fun?
