Josh Keaton credited as playing...
Jack Darby
- Miko Nakadai: We're supposed to be at a rock concert, but all I can see... is rock.
- Jack Darby: Relax, Miko. The show doesn't start for two hours.
- Miko Nakadai: Do you have any idea how long I've been waiting to see Slash Monkey?
- Jack Darby: Uhh...
- Miko Nakadai: Forever! And it's their only U.S. date!
- Jack Darby: Well, there's a shock. I mean, who doesn't love obscure Bulgarian shriek metal?
- Megatron: I suppose helping those less fortunate would be completely out of the question? If that is the case, you may as well use your drill to finish me, I guarantee you will never have a better opportunity than right now... Well, what are you waiting for? Think of the glory! Seize the day! Optimus would.
- Jack Darby: No, he wouldn't. Not like this.
- Megatron: I will be sure to share the details of our little conversation with Optimus... the day I rip out his Spark!