Dan Castellaneta en el papel de...
Homer Simpson • Barney Gumble
- Edna Krabappel: In all my years of teaching, I've never raised my hand at a student.
- Homer Simpson: But you learned. You grew.
- Marge Simpson: Homer! You never strike a child. Just leave the crust on their sandwiches. They'll get the message.
- Edna Krabappel: So I get paid to do nothing all day?
- Principal Seymour Skinner: I'm afraid it's not that simple.
- Superintendent Chalmers: Who's in charge of this meeting, Skinner?
- Homer Simpson: [whispers to Marge] I thought I was.
- Edna Krabappel: You're darn lucky to have Ned Flanders as a neighbor.
- Ned Flanders: Language.
- Homer Simpson: Yeah, language.
- Homer Simpson: [Greeting Ned and Edna at the door] Well, if it isn't the local schoolmarm... and his new girlfriend. Ha, ha, ha! That's a burn on you, Flanders.
- Bart Simpson: Having Krabappel next door is nothing but trouble. Kids and teachers can't live together. We're natural enemies, like George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.
- Homer Simpson: We need to break up Teachie and Preachie. Here's how we'll do it: I'll take Flanders to remind him of the care-free single life, and you scare Rod and Tod by telling them that Edna will be their evil stepmother.
- Bart Simpson: If there's anything fairy tales have taught us is that first wives are perfect and second wives are horrible.
- Homer Simpson: Just the opposite of real life.
- Homer Simpson: You STUPID jerks. I can't believe you all could be so cruel. Especially *you*, Joey Kramer.