Wilfred (TV Series)
Conscience (2011)
Jason Gann: Wilfred
Quotes
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Ryan Newman : Behold... The instrument of Drew's destruction. Bzzmm... My ping pong paddle from when I was all state table tennis champion.
Wilfred : So, chemistry, biking and ping pong. I guess my only question is, why were you not blowjobbed to death by the entire cheerleading squad?
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Ryan Newman : What's the one thing Jenna hates most about Drew?
Wilfred : Vaginal tearing from his huge cock.
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Ryan Newman : He's a sore loser. Look, all I have to do is beat him at something, and make sure Jenna's there to see him lose his shit.
Wilfred : That's the stupidest, most ridiculous... Actually, that's pretty good. But there's one problem. Drew's a born winner, and you're... you.